In Case you were having a bad day....

and need a laugh...........

The other day:

The Blue Eyed Boy hit the Red-Haired Girl
Me: "We don't hit people"
Blue-Eyed Boy: (matter-of-factually) "I'm not hitting people, I'm hitting babies"

Day before yesterday:

Blue-Eyed Boy: "Momma is Santa coming here?"
Me: "probably"
Blue-Eyed Boy: "he coming here?"
Me: "yep, I'm sure he is"
Blue-Eyed Boy: "no he not, he not coming here, he at church"

Today:
Hunk: "Do you know where your Chapstick is? "
Blue-eyed Boy: "Actually, I believe it is in the living room"

Happy Sunday!